Update

This post is directed at you, my humble scrutiniser's. (Scrutinisee's?).

I am the emperor of consistent inconsistency. You know this, I espouse it. I currently have a number of drafts coming together in the form of many dead earwigs forming letters and words on my bedroom floor. (Lies). The part about having drafts is true though, but I can't seem to focus on one particular subject until completion. I keep drifting from topic to topic until I realise that I have been drinking Vodka from a test tube for forty-five minutes. (Lies). The part about the Vodka is true, but every time I start writing something; I delete most of what I've written to make up for lost time. (Let's do the mind warp again).

What I am trying to say is that there are three or four posts that will become visible on Cynical Afro at around the same time. I would like to be able to pace posts, but this kind of conformity tears families apart. It's like telling Hannibal Lecter to give up the finer things in life and start managing a fast food restaurant. Okay, so it is absolutely nothing like that, but I love Silence of the Lambs.

Thanks for being forbearing and merciful.

PS. If I can work out how to keep my blood alcohol level above 0.5% and redesign Cynical Afro, then prepare to see some changes.

PPS. I found this picture of a cynical looking bear to go with the word 'forbearing'. I hope you like it.

'forbearing'